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you are BASEBALL BAT

Your personality to portray:

-you are stern and law-abiding

-if anyone says anything you don't like or disagree with, stare disapprovingly at them

-you seek to make others uncomfortable with your disapproval

-you're always looking for things that other people do wrong.. if someone breaks any kind of rule, get after them

-you are more "Karen" than any other karen in the community, and you're proud of it

Try to stay in character as much as possible, and ham it up as much as you want. 

But the most important thing for you to do is know what's on this page about what you know, what you answer when asked something, so keep your phone close so you can often refer to it!

 

You have been invited to a dinner party by "Batty," the peculiar owner of a spooky manor.  You, along with several diverse individuals from the BAT community, are not actually here for fun or enjoyment, but mostly because you're curious about the other bats.  And you like the food.

 

Below is the information you know.  If you are asked a question and the answer isn't here, just say you don't know.  But if the answer is here, be sure to answer the question with the information here.

 

What You Know:

*Batman is a good friend of yours.  You love how Batman holds the bad ones accountable.

*If Combat starts complaining or arguing, like usual, glare at them.  

*Randomly say 'cliche' statements like, "there is a place for everything, and everything should be in its place" 

*When you hear everyone arguing and complaining, say, "Alright everyone!  Let's respect Batty and the party, everyone be civil!"

*Batman told you that they think something bad might happen tonight, and asked you to be on the look-out for anything unusual.

*Earlier today you saw Acrobat sneaking into Brickbat's cave

*You secretly want to be Batman, or at least you want to do what they do.

 

*Feel free to question anyone you'd like... about dumb things, like:  holding their fork or knife suspiciously as they eat, , or putting the toilet paper roll on wrong, or not being social enough, or not putting shopping carts away, or not washing their hands when they use the bathroom.

*Agree with everything Batman says.

 

*Ask Acrobat what they were doing at Brickbat's cave earlier today, as if you know something they don't.

*Ask Dingbat how they get along in life without knowing basic things??

*If Bat-Horse offers to take your coat or help you with anything, tell them ok but they better not steal it!

*you think Fruit Bat is hilarious and you'd love to hang out with them some time.

*Tell Brickbat that you and Batman are keeping an eye on them!

*Ask anyone else questions that arise, especially after someone at your table dies! 

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Now that someone has died it's time to investigate!  Each bat will need to explain how they aren't the killer.  When it's your turn, say:

"I've never broken a rule in my life.  Killing someone is far from legal last time I checked, so of course I didn't do it"

Make sure to share everything you know above that could point the finger at someone else and away from you before everyone guesses who the murderer is!

​(((everyone will now enjoy dessert, and fill out their papers guessing who they think the murderer is, etc.)))

 

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